For Lease, Sale, or Trade*
One baby, excellent used condition. Blue eyes, light brown hair, killer smile. Quality construction. No fading, stains, or tears.Approximate dimensions: length, 26 inches; width, extra wide. Weight - 19 lbs (carrying case sold separately). Volume controls do not always function as expected.
*Sleep not included!!
posted by Iotis @ Thursday, February 22, 2007
3 comments
3 Comments:
You have a deal!!! I'll take that beautiful baby on lease so you can get some sleep!!!! (The trade probably wouldn't help on the sleep front).
Would you trade her for the following:
Unmatched set of toddlers, excellent used condition, enchanting blue eyes, one brunette, one blond. Quality of construction is questionable on both (one with crazy bowed legs, one with crazy bowel issues), but their ability to dance the Macarena more than makes up for these slight defects.
For your trade, you get more than DOUBLE the weight and length, and carrying cases are not necessary, thus there is no extra charge.
Plus, I'll throw in a complementary copy of Al Perkins' book "Hand, Hand, Fingers Thumb."
***Please, if you refuse the trade, at least take that irritating book off my hands!
lolololol!
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