Wanted: New Roommate

Quiet, studious chap seeks new roommate to share spacious flat. Amenities include comfy furnishings, extensive board book library, a multitude of stuffed animals, and a rocking crib (complete with the latest in interactive media). Must be calm, collected, and low maintenance. Must refrain from dancing, jumping, singing Wiggles songs, squawking, disrobing, kicking the wall, crying, or calling for Mama. Deep sleepers preferred. Pesky little sisters need not apply.