Rocker for Hire

Master guitar player available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, graduations, office parties, and preschool play groups. His ultra cool style is complemented by his boyish good looks. In addition to the guitar, artist is proficient on pots and pans, LeapFrog Learn and Groove Alphabet Drum, kazoo, and tambourine, and is a master at playing on Mama's nerves. He boasts a number of original songs, including "Starfish Cool," "Runaway, Runaway," and "The Mermaid Song." Prefers to take payment in milk and cookies.